QUT Law Student sending it on the beers experiences return to sender.
Brisbane local, Hana, absolutely sent it this week in such close proximity to exams that she nearly had a mid-morning panic attack.
“I just thought, it’s ‘Wild Wednesday’ and I gotta send it for the fam!” Exclaimed the quivering student at a mere 9am on Thursday.
Clutching a half-empty Gatorade and $20 scratched sunnies, Hana relays that she was appalled to discover that her one woman mission to follow Dan Andrew’s direction and ‘get on the beers’ had been returned to sender.
“It’s not in the spirit of things you know?” She said tiredly, pinching the bridge of her nose, “I’ve got an exam this afternoon and my brain feels like a brick in a dryer.”
According to sources, this is not the first time that Hana has tried to send it mid-week. Fellow student Barry exposes, “she’s been a mess since week 8, claiming that benders are for senders. I’m not even sure what that means!”
Hana was reportedly last seen making Mi Goreng in the C Block library using a pen instead of a fork. Seems that taking advice from politicians on this topic has not done her any favours.
More beers to follow.
Written by Dana Heriot
This satire piece first appeared on The George Street Journal on June 5th 2021